Thanks, Facebook!

Finally. A way to get rid of all of those masses of damned requests.

People Are Not Animals! (and evolution never happened)

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Poe's Law comes to mind. Don't forget to link this one to your favourite creationists.

Dramatic Readings

These are some of the funniest dramatic readings I've stumbled on across the interweb. Some of these made me laugh so hard, I almost choked. Enjoy.
Breakup Letter
I hate you more than anything in this damn world-d-d-d-d-d-d!
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Dear Loser,[Chris]~~~~!!!!!!
I thought youy like me you […]

GodTube.com - a collection of oddities.

I know plenty of sane and reasonable Christians. Heck, I'd like to hope that the majority of them are. But GodTube.com shows a more tarnished picture: created just last year, as a rival to YouTube, to anyone with half an ounce of common sense it's clear that most of its occupants are trying to make […]

Cats, a man's best friend.

My cat is sitting on the chair next to me, watching me type away.

I live in a family of four, we have one cat and one dog. The reason eludes me, but the cat, Sappho, has always been very close to me, while the dog has been distant. When people talk about dogs being a man's best friend, it always confuses me: my dog shows little regard for humans, with his tendency to deposite enough hair in a week to render most of the carpets invisible, his constant desire for food - more often than not my food - and his unescapable need to empty his bowels every day, which one of us or all of us must bear witness to on his daily walks. When he begs for food, half of the time he decides it smelled nicer than it tastes, and he coughs it up onto the floor. When he wants to leave a room, he doesn't even attempt to open the door when it is already slightly ajar. And when we are in close proximity, I normally end up with a sticky coating of saliva on my trousers.

Having a dog - or more specifically, having my dog - meets none of the prerequisites of a friendship.

Please, Celebrities, Stop Exposing Yourselves …

I moderate a forum on a different site, and lately we've been having a spam problem. Each new captcha or human verification we add just triggers whoever writes these bots to work around it, sometimes in a matter of days. It's an incredibly popular site to begin with, so adding admin verification would be impractical.

There […]

Curious Java Update Incentive

I booted up my PC today and was greeted with a curious message. I must say, I'm quite liking Sun Microsystems' new strategy.

Tesco Value Birthday Card

I was inspired to make this after I saw a photo someone had taken of one; anyway, here's a very high resolution Tesco Value Birthday Card (click on the image for the high res version). Enjoy!

Sam and Max - Free Download

As part of the promotion for season 2 of Sam and Max, Telltale Games have decided to release episode 4 of season 1, Abe Lincoln Must Die, as a free download.

If you've never played any Sam and Max before, this is a great place to start. Its a fun little adventure game, with some comedy thrown in. Although this is my favourite episode of season 1, the rest are great too, and are available through Steam if you want to download them.

Railway II

Quoted from zompist.com - Zompist's rant page. This had me in stitches:
My boss, Brad, bought his daughter a plastic railway set for Christmas. He brought the box in for us to look at; it provided amusement for the entire lunch.
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- Mark Rosenfelder