This is hailed to be the single worst fantasy novella in existence; the challenge is, if you can read more than a page without falling over laughing, you're definitely some kind of professional newsreader. Or somesuch.
Anyway, I figured I'd post it up here; this is too good to be missed.
Uploaded, because it really doesn't seem to be available anywhere else - so until someone complains:
Part 1
Part 2
Here are a few Firefox addons I couldn't live without.
I booted up my PC today and was greeted with a curious message. I must say, I'm quite liking Sun Microsystems' new strategy.
Based on the relative success of the last article, here are five more CS source mods you should definitely try out, given the chance. They all include download links for the server addons, and a link to all of the servers running them, should you wish to try them out. Don't forget - if you want to try writing your own addons for CS Source, you can get into it within a week, and with minimal experience.
Starting projects for anything new can be fairly daunting - but if you're a fan of Valve's Source games, you can be writing addons for their games within a week. Mattie's Eventscripts makes writing server addons a breeze - and if you want to see the kind of things you can create, look no further than my post on CS Source Mods.
Eventscripts actually comes with two languages built in - I've chosen to write about Python because in my opinion it's both easier and more readable than the inbuilt shell language - and if you're coming to it without knowing either, you might as well begin with it. If you already have experiences with interpreted languages, you'll find Python infinitely easier to follow anyway - plus it's magnitudes faster than the built in language, and has more power.
Play this game now. It's incredible; you draw two dimensional objects in-game, and they interact with everything else, in a way that fulfils a childhood fantasy I'm sure everyone had. I played through the full thing about five times in a row, and I'm still not bored of it.
http://www.kloonigames.com/blog/games/crayon/
You'll love it.
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I was inspired to make this after I saw a photo someone had taken of one; anyway, here's a very high resolution Tesco Value Birthday Card (click on the image for the high res version). Enjoy!
Keys, weapon names, and radio command names for Valve’s CS Source console.
I'm always talking about Eventscripts for Source games; anyway, I've decided to group together some of my favourite CS Source mods that are written for it. There are over eight hundred available, so these are narrowed down a fair bit - but they're all immensely addictive, and great fun. I've provided a link to servers running each mod, so you can quickly and easily jump on one and try it out.